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It's our very own time machine, man. Are
you for real? Are you just going to

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erase us from existence or something,
dude?

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We're going to go back to the year of
1985.

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All right. Here we go. Oh, shit. What
the fuck? It's so loud. Holy shit.

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Oh,

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my God.

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Oh, shit.

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We're in my grandma's house from 1995.

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So are you guys. And how'd you get in my
room?

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Bro, shoot your stepmom. This is our
chance to lose our virginity.

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Where did they go?

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What the fuck just happened? Do you have
the time machine? Our moms, they must

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have taken the... What do we do now?

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Oh, bro, I don't know. I mean, the flux
capacitor was in the phone. Without

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that, we can't get back. See, I fucking
told you we shouldn't have messed with

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the timeline.

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Dude, I already told you I'm sorry, man.
What the fuck?

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What do we do now? They had the time
machines back in 1995.

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I'm sorry, man. Can't you just build
another one?

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Build another one?

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No, I can't build another one. I don't
have the things here, the technology.

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That was it. That was it.

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Well, I mean, that's not what you were
saying when you were fucking ball

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peeping your mom, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You always got to be like that, huh?

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Look, I already told you. We don't ever,
ever speak of that again.

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No. All right, man. Whatever, bro. What
do we do? How do we fix this?

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Jimmy?

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I heard a loud bang. Is everything okay
in there?

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Jimmy, what the fuck? What is that
noise?

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What is going on in there?

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I'm coming in right now.

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What is going on in here?

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Oh, hey, Miss Temple.

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How are you?

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What is that smell?

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It smells like 90s asshole in here.

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God, it smells like fucking teen spirit
in here. Hey, Ms. Temple, that's the

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project we're working on, right?

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Yeah, it is.

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Yeah. Well, listen, Carlos, I've known
you all your life. Call me Chloe.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Um,

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listen, you guys need to be outside.

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You guys are cooped up in here all day
long.

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I don't get it. Like, what is wrong with
you guys?

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Uh, look.

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We're just working on a project, and...
Okay, okay. I can take the hint.

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This place is a fucking disaster.

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I'm your mom, not your maid, but lucky
for you, I have a load to take, so...

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Not the only load. Fuck.

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Excuse me, Carlos?

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Oh, um, my mom says hi.

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Tell Venus I said hello.

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Will do.

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You all right?

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Um, yeah, honey, I'm just a little bit
of a deja vu. I'm going to go take this

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blow. Do you think she knew?

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Do you think she, like, do you think she
remembers?

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The only thing I know is your mom looks
hot as hell.

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Oh, yeah?

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Oh, yeah, dick? Okay, all right.

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Fuck that. Look, we need to, I need to
go fix some of this real quick.

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We got to get back to the past.

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It can't be.

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Makeover!

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No. No, no, no, no.

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Nice. Oh, my God.

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Oh my god, I know who they remind me of
now.

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Our brother.

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What the fuck?

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I gotta call Venus right now.

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Hurry, pick up, pick up, pick up.

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Venus, oh my god, you gotta come over
right now. There's something really

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fucking weird going on. Wait, wait,
wait, slow down.

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It smells like the 90s.

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Okay, I'll see you in ten minutes.

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I'm so glad you're here.

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Is this why you're calling me all
hysterical? What's wrong? No, come sit,

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sit, sit.

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So, um, these look familiar, right? You
remember these?

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What am I looking at? Dirty laundry? No,
these are the outfits from the boys.

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Remember, 18 years ago, our V-cards? We
lost them to those boys. They were

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wearing these outfits. The makeover.

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Shut the front door. There's no way
these are their clothes. I'm telling

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you. Smell it.

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It doesn't smell like memories.

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It smelled like NSYNC in the 90s.

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You're crazy. There's no way. Yes, I'm
telling you.

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Okay, those boys, they look like our
step-sons, Carlos and Jimmy.

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There's no way. You're crazy.

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Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm having a
nervous breakdown. No, I'm right. I'm

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telling you. This looks familiar.

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Those boys are up to something, and I'm
going to get down to the bottom of this.

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You know what? I know how to fix this.

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Jimmy, Carlos, come here.

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Me and Venus need to talk to you.

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Mom, what now?

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Don't let me. Come sit down. Come on,
boy.

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Right here.

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Come on.

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Does this look familiar?

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No. I mean, yeah. We wore them earlier.

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Yeah.

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You're funny. What are you doing
downstairs anyway?

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Huh? What are you doing downstairs?

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Classified information.

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Classified my ass. What were you guys
really doing downstairs?

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What the hell, Mom? I'm getting my
business.

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It's classified.

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It's nothing to worry about.

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I definitely have something to worry
about.

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Where did you get it from, Jimmy?

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Uh... Carlos?

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You got it for me.

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You can get me all my clothes, Mom. Come
on.

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Very funny. Put it on.

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Put it on.

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Get dressed.

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Don't talk back. I just took it off. I
thought you were going to wash it. Don't

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talk back. Put it on.

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Come on, son. Put it on.

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I mean, I guess.

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Honey, here goes nothing.

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See, Venus? I told you.

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Look. It's them.

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The makeover.

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No, no.

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No. Are you kidding me? It doesn't
smell.

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Yes, Venus. I'm telling you.

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The clothes you don't remember?

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There's no way. The smell.

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How can you not forget?

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How can you not forget the guy you lost
your virginity to, Venus?

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It's been 18 years. I just, I can't
believe it. It doesn't make any sense.

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I know it'll make sense.

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Jimmy, show us your cock.

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I will never forget that cock.

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Yeah, I have to see it.

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What? Mom, no.

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Don't disrespect me. I'm not showing it.
I don't want to hear your back talk.

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Pull down your pants.

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What do you mean? I'm not just going to
pull out my dick in front of you and

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Venus and Carlos.

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No back talk.

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No fucking way. I want to see your talk.

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Listen to your mother, young man. Do as
I say.

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Help me.

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Yeah, just do it. I have to see it.

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All right, okay, okay.

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Here goes nothing.

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You ready?

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All right, you guys asked for it. Yes,
we did. Pull it out.

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I told you.

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Carlos, stand up.

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Carlos, stand up.

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Venus wants to see it. I gotta see it. I
gotta know.

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Are you sure?

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Yes. We have to see it. We have to see
it. We need to find out. Not at all.

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Yes.

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I told you.

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Same cock.

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I can't stand two cocks from 18 years
ago.

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It is.

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Oh, my gosh.

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I told you.

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They are.

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We've been searching for these dicks for
18 years. 18 long years. Very long

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years. I don't want to do it again.

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I mean, I don't think they'd be opposed
to it.

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I don't know, Mom. That's kind of weird.

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Yeah.

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I mean.

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It won't be weird if we quit, right?

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Right?

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Yeah, I guess not.

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I think it's glitch, I think.

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Yeah,

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I guess so.

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It's not like we haven't done it before.

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Thank you.

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Oh, shit.

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Fuck. You guys

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are getting better at this.

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We've had 18 years of practice.

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Oh, my

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God.

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I've been looking for that dick all the
past 18 years.

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Is it as sloppy as you remember?

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Wow.

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That's even better than I remember. Holy
shit.

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Wow,

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I can't believe I went in 18 years for
that.

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I miss that car.

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Thank you.

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Oh my god.

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You make me feel like a teenager again.

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Oh, and treat me like the slut that your
little bride was.

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So much better than I remember.

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Feels like it was just yesterday.

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No, that one was like ten minutes ago.

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Yeah,

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take off those dorky fucking clothes.

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I love you.

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your tongue. I want to see if it's as
good as I remember it.

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Right, Janice?

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I want to see if your tongue is as good
as we remember.

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Yeah, let's see.

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Oh, yeah, just like that. Oh, yeah.
Okay, just like that.

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re-enter that clock.

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Anything my son's called.

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00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:00,520
Why am I digging your mouth? That's
weird.

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00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:02,220
Oh, I just want to taste it.

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00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:04,600
Put it back in there.

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00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:05,839
Oh, fuck, yeah.

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Let's go.

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Oh, they're tiny.

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Oh, fuck.

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00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:14,480
Oh, this is bad.

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00:25:15,540 --> 00:25:16,660
Oh, fuck.

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Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

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00:25:20,340 --> 00:25:21,520
Oh, fuck.

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00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,160
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

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Oh,

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fuck.

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Yeah.

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00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:13,960
Oh, my. Mom, that's weird. What are you
doing?

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00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:19,500
I just want to taste it. I want to
remember how it tastes.

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like that.

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00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:49,340
You're doing such a great job, son.

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00:27:54,820 --> 00:27:58,320
I think that's a great idea, Joey.

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00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:02,460
Oh, come on. Come on.

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00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:04,520
Just like last time.

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00:28:05,380 --> 00:28:06,780
Because it's so weird.

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00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,260
No, I don't think so.

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00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:37,500
18 years ago. You

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00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:43,540
have blonde hair.

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00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,120
You're right, and I have more
experience.

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00:29:01,980 --> 00:29:03,460
Tastes just like I remember.

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00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,320
That tastes just like we remember.

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00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:24,940
I want to see what it feels like inside.

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00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,600
It feels just like I remember.

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00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,960
Oh, my God.

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00:31:12,970 --> 00:31:13,970
I remember.

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00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,320
So good.

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00:33:56,060 --> 00:33:57,100
Oh, please.

247
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,200
Oh, my God.

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Thank you.

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00:37:32,460 --> 00:37:33,460
Just like that, son.

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00:39:45,670 --> 00:39:46,670
Mommy?

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00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:52,320
Just give it to me.

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00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:13,440
Big mommy milkers.

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00:44:53,710 --> 00:44:54,990
like big fucking mommy.

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00:45:30,410 --> 00:45:31,410
Thank you.

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00:46:17,580 --> 00:46:19,680
Mm-hmm.

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00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,660
Oh, my God.

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00:50:05,980 --> 00:50:07,100
Oh, shit.

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00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:09,440
Where did the time go?

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00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:14,400
I think you guys' sisters are about to
be back from cheerleading practice.

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Yeah. Sisters.

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Yeah. You guys have sisters.

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Happy 18th birthday, sweetheart.

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Happy birthday, babe!

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Happy birthday to you too, slut!

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I'm sorry I couldn't be there to
celebrate with you, but there's a reason

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why I chose this weekend to leave town
and leave you with this letter. A

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present? The truth is that Sergeant
Miles is not your biological father.

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The truth of who your real father is is
even stranger still.

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Love, Mom.